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Elizabeth. Canadian. 21.
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ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

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Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

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#me
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#me #my life right now
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bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

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#fashions

quentintarantinos:


#i just burst into tears
#this got me#this quote#and just talking about him falling in love with his wife#it feels so long ago that it began but it will always be captured in that documentary for him to remember#they watched themselves fall in love and become parents#and the gifs of the second row are actually killing me#particularly the dundies one#because he was so heartbroken back then#and now he has a happiness that will last forever#i’m crying so hard#ahhh#jim halpert#the office#i loved you from day one#and i always will love you#i’ll love you most of all#you were it for me#and i can’t believe that it’s over and that i’ll never see you make another big jim gesture#and i’ll never see you prank your friend and your brother dwight#and you’ll never talk michael down from craziness again#because the show’s over and because you’ve all grown up#have a beautiful life#i will never forget this otp#the otp that shaped me

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#the office
anais-the-sunflower-lover:

ofcityromance:

me yesterday.
today it’s snowing again. 

literally though. It’s snowing. why?

anais-the-sunflower-lover:

ofcityromance:

me yesterday.

today it’s snowing again. 

literally though. It’s snowing. why?

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trendingly:

What Cities Would Look Like Without Lights

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#these are beautiful
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potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

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Turn Ons:

  • Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand. 
  • Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it. 
  • Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you. 
  • Care. Because not many people give a crap about anything anymore.

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#me #same
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riseofthebigfour:

sawebee:

zeebeey:

sobbing

me too

this is why i love nicknames. Because then when it’s serious time, and they person calls the other person by their REAL name, you know that they are either terrified, 100% not joking, or extremely worried. 

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#tangled #same #such feels #feels #ugly sobbing
tulililli:

katkayes:

fuckyeahdekutree:

ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED


Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc

tulililli:

katkayes:

fuckyeahdekutree:

ok so i tried to do this

AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED

image

Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc

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